Me: Jim, can we have a dog and two cats when we grow up?
Jim: …
Me: Jim, can we have a dog, two cats, and a rabbit when we grow up?
Jim: Only if you can take care of them, I’m only responsible for playing with them! *evil grin*
Me: *multiple smack attacks on Jim’s face*
Jim: Why don’t you just take care of me instead. I can be a pet. If you give me treats, I’ll do tricks for you.
Me: *thinking to myself that I’m gonna have one Jim, one dog, two cats, and a rabbit when I grow up*