Lin’s non-civil engineering pass-it-on ‘survey’ [lol]:
answer the following question, if you don’t I will fly to your room and act like a drunken dwarf [you think a drunken dwarf is lame now, wait ’til you realize that I can’t actually fly to your room, how lame is ‘that’?! I wouldn’t even show up [email protected]#@[email protected]##[email protected]!#%^&%$
– please add one more question at the end of the survey to extend the survey when you are done, and pass it onto other people. Thanks
1) If you could live in any period in time [past only], which time period would you live in and why?:
when gr.11 just began, i would change a decision i made back then
2) Do you have a rival [academic or otherwise]? If so what’s the rivalry about and who’s your rival?
im not competitive.. so i dun think i ever considered anyone a rival..
3) Who was the wisest person in history in your opinion? [can name a few if you can’t think of a specific person]
err.. never thought about it.. but i dun consider someone to be wise based on their contirbution to technology or anything like that.. in order for me to consider someone being wise i’ll have to get to know that person.. since this question is asking for historical ppl i guess i cant really answer it..
4) Who is the most beautiful person [phyiscally] that you’ve ever seen? [‘seen’, not necessarily ‘known’, could name more than one if can’t think of specific answer]
o god.. lin.. ur questions are so vague.. why not ask ppl who you’ve seen.. would be way more personal and more interesting dont u think.. anyway.. my answer to this question is.. i cant judge whether someone is beautiful or not just based on appearance.. cuz that changes.. dont u ever had that experience where the first time u met someone u think he/she’s drop dead beautiful.. then when u get to know them u feel they look like shit.. well i have so i cant answer it cuz its stupid to judge someone by appearance..
5) Who was the dumbest person in history in your opinion? [can name a few if you can’t think of a specific person] Why? [yes, you have to say why]
ppl who wrote history, rather than recording it
6) If you could be any animal other than a human, what would you be?
cat, or wolf
7) If you had to go through a very painful experience in order to reach something, what would that thing be? [assuming you will get what you want in the end, could be an object, person, knowledge… anything, what would it be? has to be specific]
hm.. the person im gonna spend the rest of my life with
8) If you could go back in time and change something in someone else’s life, who would it be and what would you change?
my dads second marriage
9) If you can take over the world and become a dictator… would you do it?
10) If you had to sleep [not literally] with someone really disgusting/ugly/evil/repulsive in order to save your own life would you do it? [assuming you have to make this decision while not knowing how long it would have to go on lol… could be days, could be centuries…] Why?
yes, because i believe that every person has a positive side, so no one can be completely disgusting/ugly/evil/repulsive..
11) If you could sleep with the person of your dreams for an unknown length of time [could be seconds, could be eons], at the cost of being sent to sleep with that person in question named in 10) afterwards with the same circumstances listed in question 10), would you do it? [Lol] Why?
yes, same reason listed in question 10
12) If you had to sleep [not literally] with that person in question 10) with the same circumstances in question 10) [could be seconds, or could be: limit as t approachs infinity], with the reward of being able to sleep with that person in question 11) afterwards with no cost [but for an unknown period of time], would you do it?
lin.. ur questions are so unrealistic.. cant relate it with anything.. im out
13) If the only way for you to meet your soul-mate [who is perfect for you in everyway, and who is never going to leave you] is to cut out your own eyes, and destroy your own ears [such that you can not see them or hear them, but could still hold their hands etc] would you do it?
i dun believe in soulmates.. i believe every relationship needs compromise.. thus one person can be compatible with many ppl.. so i wont sacrificemy sight and hearing for one person..
14) If you had to kill yourself, how would you do it?
15) If you found out that you had 30 minutes left to live, what would you do?
16) If you found out that you had 20 seconds left to live, what would you do?
17) If you found out that your best friend had 20 seconds left to live, and the only way to save them is to kill yourself, what would you do? [heck, what would they do? if they found out?!]
i dont think i would kill myself
18) If you could go back in time and choose your gender before you were born, what would you choose?
19) If you are a retard, would you choose to accept your nature and seek comfort with your fellow retards? or try to break your mental bondage [by genetic engineering or working hard] and risk alienating your other retarded friends in the process?!?!
ppl are curious by nature so i think anyone would want to know/learn more.. but i wouldnt alienate friends
20) If you have a crush on someone, how would you let them know?
tell them.. if they’re single and dun have crush on anyone i know..
21) If you hate someone, how would you let them know?
tell them.. and tell them to change
22) If you had to convince someone else to drink a dog’s urine from a pool of it on the ground [for no good reason], how would do you do it? [assuming that they know it’s dog’s urine]
retarded question man.. why would i want to do it for no good reason..
23) If someone had to convince YOU to drink a dog’s urine, how would you convince them to shove it? [assuming that you can’t physically get away from this guy or harm him/her in anyway]
i wont do it..
24) Which historical figure do you see yourself as? or similar to? [in terms of anything] Why?
cant think of anything.. all the historical figure that i know of are of some importance, dun think my life would be nearly as memorable..
25) Describe the world with one word:
26) Describe yourself with one word:
27) Describe your friends with one word:
28) If you have to take a shit and it’s really urgent [and you can’t hold it in] and you are in the middle of downtown Toronto [with lots of people], and there’s no time to run to a bathroom… what would you do? [if you choose to do nothing, you will soon be repainting the streets with the supper you ate last night, if you choose not to answer this question, it means you are destined to mess up in deseperate situations.. think quick!]
get in a store.. there are stores everywhere in downtown and they all have washrooms in the back..
29) If the scenario in question 28) is happening to your best friend, and you happen to be with them…. what would you do to help? [or not?]
tell ppl on the streets to move out of the way..
30) When do you plan to get married? If at all?
31) Do you plan on having kids after you get married? If so how many?
32) Name the attributes that you would like the person you would like to get married with to have:
chinese, speaks mandarin, reads simplified chinese, plans to go back to beijing with me
responsible, will take care of me
honest, lets me know if anything is wrong
has the ability to always attract me
33) If someone is naming attributes about the person that they would like to get married with, would you marry them?
why not.. even if ppl dun write it down they are constantly thinking about it
34) If you accidently killed 500 million people, how what excuse would you use to save yourself from being lynched?
it wasnt me..
35) If one of your family members was killed by someone who accidently killed 500 million people, would you lynch that person? Why? or why not?
no.. accidents are not meant to be punished since theres no evil intent involved..
36) Who do you go to for advice?
in no order:
zhuo/thea/2va/terry/dad/nancy/tracy/jeremy/stepmom(not anymore)/ankit/lobsang(not anymore)/shar
37) Who comes to you for advice? and what kind of advice?
lin/jeff/tracy/lobsang/shar/roland/nancy/huangwei/and more.. cant say what cuz some of them are private
38) If job opportunities didn’t matter, what university program would you be in?
same thing.. cuz there are other things that matter..
39) If you found out that your lover is a robot…. would you still love them? [they act like humans in every possible way]
if they act like humans in every possible way.. then what defines human and what define robot.. if no definition assigned, then i cant answer this question because for all i know they can be the same..
40) What life projects [if any] do you hope to achieve?
to be happy
41) If you have to date one of your friends, who would you date?